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Old Apr 12, 2006, 04:33 PM // 16:33   #3521
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*Wake up*

/Yawn

*Take a shower and get some food*
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 05:20 PM // 17:20   #3522
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*punches guy from under bar*

*showers in beer tap*
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 05:42 PM // 17:42   #3523
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*Throw a match into a beer keg*

*Watch the fire develops and engulfs Two April Mornings*
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 05:57 PM // 17:57   #3524
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*wakes up*
*beats the mergoyle, undead and imp*
"Yo, stop slackin'!"
"If I find you slackin' again when I get back, I'll just have to give you a nice hot bath in the volcano"
*walks outside*
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 06:51 PM // 18:51   #3525
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*watches as the space pirates start to dance dirty o_O*
*laughs spilling coffee on his suit*
*slaps symeon and sets the mergoyle undead and imp free*
*falls asleep*
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 07:31 PM // 19:31   #3526
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hey whats that on the ground......

*pick it*

look it has sharp things on it. can i hit someone with it?

*throw some flying darts at Undead and King Symeon*
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 07:38 PM // 19:38   #3527
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*gets slapped by the undead mesmer when he is a mile or so away from the bar (?)*
*gets hit by some darts from sir skullcrasher when he is a mile or so away from the bar (?)*
*stumbles upon a giant herd of dinosaurs*
"Hi"
*legs it*
*arrives back at the bar with the dinosaurs on his heels*
"Err...guys?"
*hides behind a table as a T-Rex stomps into the room*
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 07:42 PM // 19:42   #3528
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*mmmm. dino steak for lunch*

*take out AK-47 and start filling the dinos with bullets*
*take out my Furious Chaos Axe and chop them into steak size piece*

*who want steaks*

*fire up grill*
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 08:06 PM // 20:06   #3529
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I do!

*Eat some steak*
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 11:34 PM // 23:34   #3530
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*steals Murder's steak and run away*
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 01:11 AM // 01:11   #3531
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*Chase after bulletsmile and grab his/her shirt collar and shoot him/her executioner style*

"Got ya, that's what you get when you try and steal my steak!"
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 03:11 AM // 03:11   #3532
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*plays with darts, gets drunk
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 03:13 AM // 03:13   #3533
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*Draw things on batou's face with a black permament marker*
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 03:50 AM // 03:50   #3534
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*hey, those are toxic....

gets high
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 03:53 AM // 03:53   #3535
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KEKEKEKEKE

*Watch as batou gets high and die*
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 06:25 AM // 06:25   #3536
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*has a few beers*
*gets in a fight with a random drunkard*
*wins*
*steals Murder in China's permanent marker*
*starts drawing and writing rude words all over the walls*
*passes out*
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 06:39 AM // 06:39   #3537
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*Kick King Symeon's head*

*Take back my marker*

*Take a nap*
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 06:54 AM // 06:54   #3538
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*wakes up*
*drinks some coffee*
*space pirates start to eat T-rex steak*
*falls asleep*
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 07:07 AM // 07:07   #3539
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*Sleeps*

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Old Apr 13, 2006, 07:57 AM // 07:57   #3540
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*wakes up*
*drinks coffee*
*orders a new title in a few posts*
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